some assembly required

Tony Stark and Kendis Black built a magical home—then filled it with queer strays, gods, heroes, and multiversal found family chaos.

An image of a yellow construction hard hat sitting on top of blueprints. Some Assembly Required by ingloriousgigi

Fandom: 

  • Harry Potter – J. K. Rowling
  • Iron Man 
  • Marvel Cinematic Universe
  • Highlander: The Series
  • James Bond (Craig Movies)
  • Fast & Furious (Movies)
  • Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
  • Xena: Warrior Princess
  • The Pretender (TV)
  • MDZS
  • Sex and the City (TV) 

Title: Some Assembly Required

Author: ingloriousgigi

Rating: Explicit

Pairing(s): Kendis Black (Harry Potter)/Tony Stark, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hercules/Iolaus.

Genres: Crack/Drama/Romance

Word Count (for fic):???

Archive: Archive of Our Own / Wattpad

Spoilers/Timeline: This fic takes place in 2016 and beyond. Avengers: Age of Ultron did not happen.

Two impossible people built a home, and the multiverse moved in.

Tony Stark and Kendis Black (Harry Potter) had everything they wanted: a happy marriage, a magical home, too much money, too many secrets, and just enough chaos to keep life interesting.

Tony was still a billionaire genius saving the world as Iron Man. Kendis Black, defeater of He Who Must Not Be Named, was living their best life as an openly trans motorcycle mechanic and as an occasional aristocrat as Lady Blackmere.

Then Kendis started collecting traumatized strays from across the multiverse.

One rescue became two, then two became a household, and then the household became a village. Then their sentient house developed opinions, favorites, and a complete disregard for zoning laws.

Now Tony and Kendis are at the center of The Assembly, a sprawling queer and trans found family of heroes, survivors, criminals, monsters, gods, spies, and neglected characters who deserved better.

A humorous anthology about love, healing, accidental communes, and becoming the safest place in the multiverse.

Before I begin, I would like to say this is pure self-indulgent bullshit because I love crossovers so much. This is mostly crack and found family feels because my life is hell. And when my life is hell, I hyperfixate and write 25,000 words of crack.

This is an anthology, but I will try to keep this in chronological order. If you have not read Temporary Spouse or The Asides? Go back and read it, or you won’t understand anything.

This takes place somewhere in 2016, but Avengers: Age of Ultron did not happen. I also deleted all the magic users except for Wong and Ned Leeds from this universe. No Wanda, No Dr. Strange, No The Ancient One. Basically, because I hate the magic systems in the MCU, and I can’t stand most of the magic users in the Avengers. So I would rather delete them than waste time bashing them.

Now for the origin story of this. Years ago, I had attempted to write about a secret, magical island that hosted all my favorite characters that have been done dirty by their creators. It didn’t go well, but recently I have been thinking about this story, and I ended up creating a sentient magical house. I am not sorry.

P.S. I am allowing guests to comment, but if ya’ll are abusive, disrespectful, or just spamming me? I am going to put it back to registered members only. Also this fic will have future major spoilers for the main stories, so if you don’t want to be spoiled, give this fic a wide berth.

Coming Soon

an image of a man and woman wearing orange safety vests holding up a missing person's poster.

Tony and his friends panic when Kendis suddenly disappears. They band together to search for them, but when Tony finally finds his spouse, it is in the last place he expected.

an image of a the frame of house being built.

Kendis and Tony have decided to build a home together, but actually making it happen proves far more difficult than either of them expected.

Inviting modern hallway with staircase, chandelier, and natural daylight.

As Kendis and Tony continue building their home, they quickly realize that agreeing on the design and decor may test both their sanity and their ability to compromise.

an image of a man with a magician with a ace up his sleeve

As Kendis and Tony settle into The Concord House, they face a difficult choice: how much of their new home to reveal to the public, and what safety protocols are necessary to protect the house, themselves, and everyone they love.

an image of a man holding a little figurine of a cheerful painted house.

(Expanded Version of Where the Heart Is)

The Concord House is finally finished, and Kendis and Tony decide it is time to open the doors and show their brand-new home to the friends and family

a judge holding a gavel.

Kendis being honest about her magic with her muggle friends comes with legal consequences from MACUSA. Unfortunately for them, they may have severely underestimated how far Lady Black will go to protect the people she loves.

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